Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.
(via linatang)
yeah but then what would I tell my boyfriend when he starts asking questions like
“where have you been?”
“who got you those flowers?”
“what do you mean, you don’t want to have sex?”
will I have to tell him I’ve found someone better?
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”
TUBE S
BUT ITS YOGURT ON THE GO
CANADA IM SO S ICK OF UR SHIT
in the UK we call ‘em frubes
and we put doctor who characters on the box
THAT’S WHAT GO-GURT IS?!? HOLY CRAP I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!
THAT WASN’T COOL TUMBLR
everyone stop posting
this is the audio post to rule them all
ITS PERFECTLY IN SYNCH TOO
im overwhelmed
This will always be my favourite post
i don’t wanna have sex
i want a razor scooter goddammit
liar
look bruh
you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards
or get the sickest air of your life
the choice is obvious
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for nudes
I honestly feel so bad for the innocent North Korean Citizens
MEANWHILE, let’s discuss some reality.
For many years, all teachers in NorK had to play the accordion. It was a requirement. I am not making that up.
Haircuts are government approved. There is not a very long list.
Entire families will disappear in the dead of night, spirited away to prison camps. To drive this point home: When Kim Jong Ill died, not mourning him properly was enough to be sentenced like that.
Malnutrition and starvation are so rampant that the average NorK is six inches shorter than the average South Korean.
Do the citizens deserve any of it? No. They asked for none of this. They’re human. They’re also entirely brainwashed. It is Jonestown on the scale of a country.
If you haven’t seen it, you need to watch the Vice Guide to North Korea. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.
You might also be interested in an Ask Me Anything by a recently escaped North Korean.
And here is the testimony of an escapee from NorK who worked at a prison camp. Not for the weak of stomach or will, here’s a sample.
Many prisoners died from hard work, poor treatment, and beatings. The dead bodies were often buried under the fruit trees in the prison orchard. The fruits (apples, pears, peaches, and plums) from the Kaechon orchard have earned a reputation for their large size and sweet taste. They are reserved for senior party and police officials.
On one occasion, 150 corpses were rolled up in straw mats and buried under the fruit trees. The families were never informed and the bodies can no longer be identified.Welcome to North Korea.
YES THIS IS FOREVER WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET EVERY ONE OF MY FRIENDS TO UNDERSTAND GEEZUS.
Disney needs to pick up whoever this is, pay them a fuck ton of money, and make this a movie.
Oh…my…god.
this is beautiful.Ah this animation is wonderful!
So beautiful and awesome!!
oh my god ksghksdfj the animation <3 it’s beautiful
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES ARE?
SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE
NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL
TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK
NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK
HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
Now imagine seeing them while on a trip








