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May 12

quote Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.

(via linatang)

yeah but then what would I tell my boyfriend when he starts asking questions like

“where have you been?”

“who got you those flowers?”

“what do you mean, you don’t want to have sex?”

will I have to tell him I’ve found someone better?

May 12

that-potter-guy:

notquiteluke:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”

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BUT ITS YOGURT ON THE GO

CANADA IM SO S ICK OF UR SHIT

in the UK we call ‘em frubes 

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and we put doctor who characters on the box 

THAT’S WHAT GO-GURT IS?!? HOLY CRAP I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!

May 12

troyesivan:

lolsofunny:

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THAT WASN’T COOL TUMBLR

everyone stop posting

this is the audio post to rule them all

ITS PERFECTLY IN SYNCH TOO

im overwhelmed 

This will always be my favourite post

May 12

eyebrowgod:

whoreiblejokes:

eyebrowgod:

i don’t wanna have sex

i want a razor scooter goddammit

liar

look bruh

you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards

or get the sickest air of your life

the choice is obvious

May 12

faineemae:

“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”

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May 11

condorn:

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for nudes

May 11
May 01
mybodyinseoul:

govthookercoulson:

sakurakaminari:

I honestly feel so bad for the innocent North Korean Citizens

MEANWHILE, let’s discuss some reality.
For many years, all teachers in NorK had to play the accordion. It was a requirement. I am not making that up.
Haircuts are government approved. There is not a very long list.
Entire families will disappear in the dead of night, spirited away to prison camps. To drive this point home: When Kim Jong Ill died, not mourning him properly was enough to be sentenced like that.
Malnutrition and starvation are so rampant that the average NorK is six inches shorter than the average South Korean.
Do the citizens deserve any of it? No. They asked for none of this. They’re human. They’re also entirely brainwashed. It is Jonestown on the scale of a country.
If you haven’t seen it, you need to watch the Vice Guide to North Korea. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.
You might also be interested in an Ask Me Anything by a recently escaped North Korean.
And here is the testimony of an escapee from NorK who worked at a prison camp. Not for the weak of stomach or will, here’s a sample.

Many prisoners died from hard work, poor treatment, and beatings. The dead bodies were often buried under the fruit trees in the prison orchard. The fruits (apples, pears, peaches, and plums) from the Kaechon orchard have earned a reputation for their large size and sweet taste. They are reserved for senior party and police officials.On one occasion, 150 corpses were rolled up in straw mats and buried under the fruit trees. The families were never informed and the bodies can no longer be identified.

Welcome to North Korea.

YES THIS IS FOREVER WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET EVERY ONE OF MY FRIENDS TO UNDERSTAND GEEZUS.

mybodyinseoul:

govthookercoulson:

sakurakaminari:

I honestly feel so bad for the innocent North Korean Citizens

MEANWHILE, let’s discuss some reality.

For many years, all teachers in NorK had to play the accordion. It was a requirement. I am not making that up.

Haircuts are government approved. There is not a very long list.

Entire families will disappear in the dead of night, spirited away to prison camps. To drive this point home: When Kim Jong Ill died, not mourning him properly was enough to be sentenced like that.

Malnutrition and starvation are so rampant that the average NorK is six inches shorter than the average South Korean.

Do the citizens deserve any of it? No. They asked for none of this. They’re human. They’re also entirely brainwashed. It is Jonestown on the scale of a country.

If you haven’t seen it, you need to watch the Vice Guide to North Korea. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.

You might also be interested in an Ask Me Anything by a recently escaped North Korean.

And here is the testimony of an escapee from NorK who worked at a prison camp. Not for the weak of stomach or will, here’s a sample.

Many prisoners died from hard work, poor treatment, and beatings. The dead bodies were often buried under the fruit trees in the prison orchard. The fruits (apples, pears, peaches, and plums) from the Kaechon orchard have earned a reputation for their large size and sweet taste. They are reserved for senior party and police officials.
On one occasion, 150 corpses were rolled up in straw mats and buried under the fruit trees. The families were never informed and the bodies can no longer be identified.

Welcome to North Korea.

YES THIS IS FOREVER WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET EVERY ONE OF MY FRIENDS TO UNDERSTAND GEEZUS.

Apr 29

rika-wawa:

randomasdey:

vampiricangel:

poorlydressedhipster:

fatassmcnotits:

Disney needs to pick up whoever this is, pay them a fuck ton of money, and make this a movie.

Oh…my…god.
this is beautiful.

Ah this animation is wonderful!

So beautiful and awesome!!

oh my god ksghksdfj the animation <3 it’s beautiful

Apr 20

CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES ARE?

tespian-mage:

SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE

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NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL

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TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK

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NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK

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HOLY FUCK TREES STOP

Now imagine seeing them while on a trip