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If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.
Then just walk away.
This is actually the best possible reaction, because this way you don’t just get them mad, you get them to think
This is why I advocate emulating a small child in this scenarios: stare intently, furrow your eyebrows, frown, and ask them point-blank questions interspersed with “I don’t get it”s.
You’d be surprised how far it gets you.
Fighting Tigers
I saw this and I just thought of the song “reach out and touch me”.
No seriously. Sing it and then look at this. I’m not weird.
So. My friend tells me “oh see those pictures on Facebook? They all come from tumblr. You’re not up-to-date.”
Alright tumblr. Show me what you’ve got.
welcome new friends to the bone zone
except u squigly
ur kicked out of the bone zone
ur not allowed
bye now
Wow I’ve been mentioned I feel speshul
This actually happened to me.
Me: You’ve been a bad boy go to my room
Me friend: ok where?
Me: what?
My friend: wow you’re innocent.
“break a leg” i say as you walk onto the stage
you trip and break your neck
you didnt do as i instructed
i’m like 99% sure drake and josh was cancelled because josh got skinny
