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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:51:20 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:48:25 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

Happy Father’s Day from Tyler, The Creator.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:47:12 -0400

Happy Father’s Day from Tyler, The Creator.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:54:26 -0400

circumcisions: ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:48:09 -0400

circumcisions:

ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow

basedgosh: girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:42:19 -0400

basedgosh:

girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared

I do that all the time. It’s hilarious.

oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 08:24:26 -0400

oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

BOWLCUTS

LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

violasarecool: violasarecool: violasarecool: all-for-team-leo:...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:34:59 -0400

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

all-for-team-leo:

violasarecool:

arasol-in-a-can:

katspaw:

ceriene:

omfg

YOUR KISS IS COSMIC

dry-cereal: dry-cereal: dry-cereal: once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:02:18 -0400

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:42:18 -0400

dievrgent: in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head WHY

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:55:33 -0400

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

WHY

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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 19:48:10 -0400

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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 15:35:39 -0400

rebeccasallyturner: Johnny/ Jack. In his “I’m a geewd boy”...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:17:46 -0400

rebeccasallyturner:

Johnny/ Jack. In his “I’m a geewd boy” mood.

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2: freedominwickedness: In medieval...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 23:31:23 -0400

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

sgrubs: im waiting for the day when people freak out when i follow them I freak out whenever I...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:57:15 -0400

sgrubs:

im waiting for the day when people freak out when i follow them

I freak out whenever I get ANY follower. It’s like I imagine one more person added to a crowd I’m entertaining and it’s just getting bigger and bigger and I cherish every one of them.

svvords: concubineprincess: Another reason to invite me to...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:51:56 -0400

svvords:

concubineprincess:

Another reason to invite me to parties

BRENDAN IS A BOOTY SHAKER

Dat magnificent ass

jakemalik: me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:41:15 -0400

jakemalik:

me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

cicatrici-belle: photomanic: Everyone should read...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 21:27:23 -0400

cicatrici-belle:

photomanic:

Everyone should read this.

this is actually so important.

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:06:11 -0400

sodcalm-getangry:

161neveralone161:

beforethebereavement:

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

Taylor Swift went alone and Ellen Degeneres made her fall to the ground with fear.

Now she’s laying on the cold hard ground

OH MY FUCKING GOD ALL OF THE POINTS I LOVE YOU